Henry Goldkamp — i'd fail a piss test w/ flying colors
I'D FAIL A PISS TEST W/ FLYING COLORS

sorry
this is already annoying
most so into poetry rn
all in on this one
all in on one
i'm on one
on one
ONE! let's fucking go
as everyone says
baseball players chatbots comedyings (sp?) alike
oh wait they're all on 1% on their phones
i forgot about the cellular cobalt seeped to bone nationaal
my bloodthirsty subscription to AT&T and HD&G
this is the bricolage of circus and we're going in style
loogie by loogie age by age licked brick by licked brick
may all the world's lollypop sticks be adequate
anonymously unanimously begrudgingly
i stole all these words out the dictionary
thrown together with my own personal brand of doofus glue
huffing and puffing gusto
make sweet sweet lunch to me
pesto lipstick a-rim the martini
shake me bake me raze me
i'm the mustache on your aunt cookie's lip
after instant coffee and a chain-danglin' ultra-lite
who still goes to kinko's for all her printing needs
copy wrong me harder baby
so loose so happy
the moose loose in the city of line
hop in the whip hop in the WIP
my insurance is so progressive
keys strokéd this lil qwerty pie
scooped my newish american instress
by way of blue york goo orleans who jersey
go stupid olympics U.S.A. U.S.A.
your face on the cereal box
i've got o's in different venereal odes
collecting crushes like beanie babies ripping their tags off
making them worthless setting them free
like the annual sale at forever 21 i am empty and unattended
go fetch me a monostich
oh sorry i had "god bless america" stuck in my head for 20 years
do you know that one? oldie but a baddy
everyone glazing the LA draft dodgers
these colors don't run
this is a laundry detergent commercial
this is a lifestyle
shred on me
i'm skimping on reality lately
changing lanes w/o using my bluse your volta asshole!
skipping meals making gains
peter pan gagging on my maggot swagger
comrade cameron said it was nice seeing me walk on clouds
at least i think hard to hear from way down here
yeah you right
cirrus enrgy
v invincible tn
smell the circus on my breath
vv untouchable rn
vvv valentino in the bardo
how bout it
i saw yr velvet under the bug light
cold cut sandwich in my belly
veggie deli meat
the paradox of the future is cowed